I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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