she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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