i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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