The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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