LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
How naked do you want me to be?
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