i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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