I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
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i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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