how can u be prego again
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
40s are totally the cure
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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