And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
please don't ironically join a cult
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