Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
