You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
accomplished twins. life is a go
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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