I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
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she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
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