Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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