She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
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If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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