you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
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I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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