Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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