lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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