I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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