After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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