Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Randomize
