I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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