Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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