You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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