just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
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I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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