Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude I can't believe you let me go home with the wildabeast lastnight.
You always hook up with hot girls we had to know you were mortal
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
She told me I should be a condom model.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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