Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
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That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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