Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Randomize
