Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Can you bring me the toilet please
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
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