apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Randomize
