i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
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