I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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