that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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