What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
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