HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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