She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
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