My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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