Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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