is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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