That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
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I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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