I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
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She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
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I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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