YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
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I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
The Olympian is in my bed
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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