Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
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Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
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Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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