Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Who died my cat blue again?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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