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It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
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Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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