My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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