Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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