'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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