Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
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