How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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