remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
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