i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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