Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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