That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We got so high we made milksteak
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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