All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
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I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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